Tech Quotes
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-Pablo Picasso
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-Rich Cook
"Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer."
-Rita May Brown
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men"
-Issac Asimov
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
-Paul Ehrlich
"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."
-Leonard Brandwein
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-Dennis Ritchie
"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again."
-AL Goodman
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit."
-Eric Porterfield
"The computer industry is like women's clothing - except it is more fashion driven."
-Lawrence J. Ellison
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